Contrary to what your rat-hating relatives say, rats do not like garbage.
Everything is Pizza to a rat.
Health vs Happiness - The food rats eat and enjoy.
How to entertain yourself and your pack-ratting vermin.
If it's big, they'll take it!
Never eat leftovers again!
Plastic is yummy and low-fat!
Pregnant rats need pickles and ice cream (with whipped cream on top).
Some of the tastier things in life aren't good for you.
The neurons in a rat's brain are about 3 miles away from their taste-buds.
The Pepsi Challenge!
There's nothing like the smell of popcorn to make you hungry!
Trying to artificially create the sound of rain? Try rats and uncooked spaghetti noodles.
We now know what "Recyclable Packaging Material" really means.
tip: When navigating through the RatTails,
clicking on the image that looks like the image above
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Disclaimer: There are many non-sarcastic accounts and tips on the web regarding rat care. This is not
one of them. These are merely accounts of our experiences with rats, our perceptions of these experiences, where we've failed
and where we've succeeded. These accounts are here for two purposes:
2) To help avoid repetition of mistakes
Remember! Your rat is not a science project, he is your friend!