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There is nothing more comfortable than a rat pillow/blanket combination.

Take a human, Nat for example, and it will cost you $700 for a bed, $200 for a comforter, $100 for one set of sheets, and $40 or so for two down pillows. Buy a rat a roommate for $2.99 at Rats-R-Us and your rat has all the warmth and softness he desires in bed furniture and accessories.

Rats also make good carpet, step stools, and trampolines, that is, to other rats.


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Disclaimer: There are many non-sarcastic accounts and tips on the web regarding rat care. This is not one of them. These are merely accounts of our experiences with rats, our perceptions of these experiences, where we've failed and where we've succeeded. These accounts are here for two purposes:

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  Remember! Your rat is not a science project, he is your friend!

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