Huh? Oh! Hi! *sniff* *sniff* Hmm. You smell niiiiice!
Oh, pardon me. How rude of me! My name is Mikey. Somehow I got confused with the kid in the Life cereal commercials. Of all the food products available though (and there are many), Life Cereal is far from my favorite so I don't know what the deal is. Ah well. Not a problem.
I like anything and anyone. If you give me the chance, I'll even follow you around, check things out, and mark everything along the way. Mom says that makes me 75% Slinky. What about that 25% you wonder? Well, apparently Slinky never had the courtesy to mark his trail. Mom thinks that was pretty cool, but I think she doesn't know what really cool is!
Speaking of really cool, I'm a born-in member of the FanClub. Now that's cool! We're like the advertising division for RatRaisins, Inc. When people stop by, they always see us, and comment on us, first. Why? Because we are SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! Yes, that's right. Never a dull moment in our part of RRI!